Tesla Rolls Out FSD V14 Lite to Around Four Million Older-Hardware Vehicles
Tesla has begun distributing a trimmed version of its Full Self-Driving V14 software to vehicles running older AI3 hardware, extending the update to a fleet of roughly four million cars worldwide.
Tesla’s Robot Car Plays Delivery Driver – A PR Stunt Ten Years in the Making?
Just when you thought the most exciting tech news was about soundbars or the best open-ear headphones for 2025, Elon Musk has decided to change the channel. His latest party trick? A Tesla Model Y apparently drove itself, ghost-in-the-machine style, from its Austin, Texas, factory to a customer’s driveway on June 27. No driver, no […]
Wait, What? Elon May Fib About ‘fake’ Cybercabs
Hey, guess what? Elon Musk, revolutionary CEO and sender of very important tweets, might not be telling the whole truth about Tesla’s robotaxi ambitions. Shocking, right? Well, former Waymo CEO and self-driving car expert John Krafcik just dropped some serious skepticism on Tesla’s Cybercab project, and it’s juicier than an oversold Cybertruck preorder. Krafcik, who […]
Tesla meltdown – electric dreams to political nightmares
Elon’s Political Side Hustle is Short-Circuiting Tesla’s Future In a spectacular display of self-sabotage that would make even the most dramatic reality TV contestants blush, Tesla’s stock is currently performing a death spiral that would impress Olympic divers. The EV darling’s shares are hovering at a four-month low, testing how many investors still believe in […]
3000% return from Tesla for Freeman
In a financial twist that almost sounds scripted by Hollywood itself, Morgan Freeman, the legendary actor whose voice could probably sell sand in a desert, has turned a modest Tesla investment into a jaw-dropping 3,000% return. The man behind the lens of cinematic masterpieces like The Shawshank Redemption and Million Dollar Baby apparently doubles as […]
Tesla’s 2025 Model Y Juniper, Redefining Familiarity with a Dash of Innovation
In true Tesla fashion, the highly anticipated 2025 Model Y has officially been unveiled, and while Elon Musk’s EV giant has stayed true to a familiar formula, it comes with enough upgrades to pique the interest of both loyalists and potential newcomers. The car has already surfaced on Tesla’s Chinese and Australian websites, dispelling months […]
Tesla’s plant needs too much watering
“From Quantum Cars to Quenching Thirst: Tesla’s Water-Bending Factory Sparks Desert Dreams” Tesla, the company known for revolutionising vehicles and space exploration, has now embarked on its boldest venture yet, trying to make water flow from dry Texas soil. Twenty miles outside Corpus Christi, where shower timers are used as prizes at football games, Tesla’s […]
Tesla Roadster Production Pushed Back to 2023
Production of the CyberTruck has also taken a COVID related hit.
Tesla’s Model S Plaid has just set a Nurburgring Record
The super sedan becomes the fastest production EV around the ‘ring.